we had an adventure today
oh really? what happened?
well we went out for sushi
damn i hate sushi
you don't travel enough. afterward
what do you mean i don't travel enough?
afterward we were driving back
from where?
the valley
shit you drove to the valley just for sushi? there's that great place down on fifth and balencia
jose's?
yeah
JOSE'S SUSHI AND TATTOO PARLOR? seriously
what
so anyway afterward we were driving back
how'd you go
the mclaren
traffic?
nah it's a bye week
oh shit yeah
like i was saying for god's sake driving back and kimiko was driving and we HIT this guy
WHAT
no he was ok and everything
seriously
the cops came and he left in an ambulance. we didn't hit him hard
with your car you didn't hit him hard
i don't think he had broken bones
were you going like five miles an hour
we just didn't hit him hard
or like SIX
listen
how do you hit someone softly with a car
can i finish?
wait is this why you didn't RETURN my CALLS?
yeah that's what i'm trying to tell you, we clipped this guy and i was holding my phone with the window open and kimiko like SLAMMED on the brakes and we skidded
oh you lost your phone
not only did i lose it it nailed kimiko on the head THEN i lost it, so i had to drive the rest of the way
what
because SHE got a concussion out of the deal
oh that's why she didn't return my calls either
no i think that has more to do with not liking you
c'mon
she says you're racist about asians
