I lived with this fool in college. Dylan was (if memory serves) one year my junior, and was good friends with a number of people in my house with whom I didn't do much consorting. For no good reason I never got very close to him as an undergrad, and then he pissed off to Stanford, where he's now a chemist, though apparently his day job is being the funniest person on California.
His nickname at tEp was 'Pfizer'. The reason for that is left as an exercise to the reader(s).
